Yeah, you just keep saying that. You wrote like 400 words this week. Oh, and today's only Tuesday. Good job.
Shut up.
Hey, don't blame me for your shortcomings. I didn't decide to be a writer.
Does one really decide to be a writer? I mean, I don't have any actual memory of waking up one day and saying, "OH! I think I'll be a writer!"
Are you supposed to use so many exclamation points? Cause I don't think so.
Stop!
No, really. I'm pretty sure there is a limit.
I thought you said you weren't the writer?
I'm not. I'm the logical side, remember? Math is my strong suit. I can count.
Don't make me laugh. Math is your nemesis. You hate math.
Not really. You hate math. If I had my way I'd be good at it.
You can't even answer a simple, logical question. So, does one decide to be a writer?
Do you mean are writers made or born?
Whatever.
I don't know. You are aware that we're not actually two people, right?
I'm not an idiot.
Good! That means I'm not either. Don't you know the answer?
I think they just are. I think writing, for some of us, is innate and I think something happens; we write something that flips a switch. From that point on, we just know we're writers.
So, I have a question.
You do? Oh... sorry. What question?
Don't writers write?
Shut up.
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